Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it!

What you see is what you get so make your move you won't regret!

Two word's guys hate don't and stop unless you put them together!

If you're naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine!

No ones a virgin life screws us all.

You be good and I'll be bad, I'll give you the best thing, you ever had!

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!

Most girls blush at dirty scenes in a movie, I laugh, because I know that I can do it better.

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid.

I'm not a bad girl I'm just a good girl that does bad things!

Loveable, cuddable, sexable, flexible, I'm just so damn incredible.

Born to please taught to tease!

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Some lick before they bite.

Is sex dirty? Only if its done right.

Drugs, sex, and rock n roll.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fatting.

Find em, feel em, fuck em, forget em. (Not really me, this one has to do with my ex boyfriend)

The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance.

I told him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.

Half the kids in this world came from saying yes to quick, and no not soon enough.

I don't think kids should be told about sex until they're old enough to keep it under control.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.